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The royal occasion has finally arrived. One extremely lucky human has convinced another human to sign a legally binding document committing their labor, emotional energy, and available lap space to the care and maintenance of a shared feline overlord. The household cats are cautiously, conditionally optimistic about this development pending a thorough review of the new domestic arrangement and an assessment of whether the incoming human staff member understands the correct protocol for Saturday morning chin scratch sessions and the proper response to an empty bowl, which is immediate action, not five more minutes of sleep, and this is not a negotiation.
This bold patriotic-style cat bride tee was designed for the bachelorette, the bridesmaid who proposed the cat-themed evening, the maid of honor who showed up with cat ears, and every cat mom who has ever brought a photo of her cats to a wedding planning consultation and felt no shame about it whatsoever. Wear it with a sash and a veil and the specific energy of someone who knows that the cats will ultimately decide whether this marriage is going to work based on their independent assessment of the new person's couch-sharing etiquette and treat distribution generosity.
Bold. Festive. Carrying the full weight of an event the feline council has reviewed, considered, and issued a provisional approval on pending the first three months of observation. The human staff deserves a party and the cats are willing to share the spotlight for one evening only.
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